MORE THAN A MONTH?!

Go ahead and call me a slacker.
Go ahead!

Slacking on the internet - well, I can't really call that such a bad thing. I've been indulging myself in copious amounts of movie watching**, walk-taking, book writing, and music-listening. And if it's been a month and a half or so, then let's call it... five bottles of wine, a couple of daiquiris, and one extremely over-done Fourth of July.
I think there was a toga party in there somewhere, as well as the realization that I can (somehow!) pull a 900-ish pound cart uphill for about 200 feet by myself.
(I don't actually look like a She-Hulk in real life, so that was as much of a shock to me as it would have been to anyone else.) (Unless I do look like a She-Hulk in real life and don't realize it. Anyone who knows me - opinions?)
And reading, of course. Of course I've been reading. We might have established this previously, but I basically get paid stupid amounts of money to sit around and read.

I'm going to be honest - this probably all just has something to do with the fact that it's been so warm out. Winter beats the living fuck out of me, emotionally, so... as much as I hate being outdoors and being exposed to the sun, it would practically be criminal of me to squander winter's antithesis.

Seriously, though, there's been so much writing. The book that I've been working on intensively for the past year (and on and off in various iterations for the past... six?) is nearing what I'd consider to be completion.
You have no idea how fucking pumped I actually am about the fact that I can at least consider the beast to nearly be finished - publication thereof be damned.

So... that was the barebones status update. Regular posting should resume in the near future.

**Obviously, I've watched more than two movies in the past month and a half - that's just far too many movies to hyperlink in one fragment of a sentence. Let's be realistic here.